too many babbies.Īustin Powers: How does that feel, baby?Īustin Danger Powers, Dr. i've got corn in my crap bigger then you.Īustin powers: you are one sweet baby.baby.
i got a shit on deck that could choke a donkey.įat bastard: he looks like a baby. I've heard that somewhere.įat bastard: first things firts. I once popped a cop cause he wasn't giving my props in Oak town. The President: What are you talking about?ĭr. Evil: You aren't all that and a bag of potato chips. Evil: Talk to the hand, 'cause the face don't wanna hear it anymore.ĭr. Evil: I turned the moon into something I like to call a "Death Star."įat Bastard: I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.ĭr. Wang: Sorry, sir I was distracted by that giant flying-įan: Woody! Woody Harrelson! Could I have your autograph?ĭr. One Eyed Monster: Oh my god, it's a giant. Woman: Oh my god, look at that! It looks just like my husband's-Ĭarnival Worker: ONE-EYED MONSTER! Come see the One-eyed Monster! President: Would you really miss it that much?įat Bastard: I eat because I'm unhappy, I'm unhappy because I eat. President: C'mon, let me nuke that bastard.Ĭommander Gilmour: You want to blow up the moon? Evil: Why make trillions when we could make. Evil, wouldn't it be easier to use your knowledge of the future to play the stock market? We could literally make trillions!ĭr. Ivana: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?Īustin: November, 1964, Dutch East Indies, shore leave.įelicity: Move over, Rover. Evil: As the French say, that certain "I don't know what." Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation.ĭr. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.Īustin Powers: How do you get into those pants?įelicity Shagwell: Well you can start by buying me a drink.Īustin Powers: You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.Īustin: I put the "grrrr" in swinger baby, yeah!įelicity Shagwell: Felicity Shagwell. I had to.Īustin: No, I mean, literally, HOW could you sleep with him? He's so fat! The mechanics of it is just mind-boggling!ĭr. Evil: The moon unit will be divided into two divisions: Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa.Īustin: How could you sleep with Fat Bastard?įelicity: I was just doing my duty, Austin. Scott: Because you never kill him when you get the chance, and you're a dope?ĭr. Evil: As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. But, if I'm still frozen in 1967, how could I have been unthawed in the 90's and traveled back to the Sixties? Oh, no, I've gone cross-eyed.īasil: I suggest you don't worry about those things and just enjoy yourself.
Scott: If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?Īustin: Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing!Īustin: So, Basil, if I travel back to 1969 and I was frozen in 1967, I could go look at my frozen self. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with-īaseball Umpire: Two balls! What is that? It looks just like an enormous-Ĭolonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this. What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's-Īrmy Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. Jet Pilot: Dick! Dick, take a look out of starboard.Ĭo-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge-īird-Watching Man: Where?īird-Watching Woman: Over there. Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant. Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
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